I'm a guy living in a city. I used to write about being a single guy living in the city. Now that I have the love of a good woman, I just write whatever pops into my mind-- it usually has to do with how I don't understand women or people that live in the suburbs.
thoughts from a male urbanite
[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.
But…
Today is one of those days where everything I hear or see passes the gut check with a “that’s fucking stupid” result.
Because Friday
so when my grandpa died i inherited this little plastic monk guy that always sat on the shelf in my grandparents’ bedroom
i was like “okay cool a little monk friend”
and then my mom told me to push down its head
thanks grandpa
(via lifeisabsurd)
